RyanErwin.com » Laugh (哈哈哈哈) http://ryanerwin.com thoroughly chinafied american business geek in shanghai Sat, 24 Jul 2010 07:54:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Infographics: worthless ones giving them a bad name http://ryanerwin.com/2010/04/11/infographics-bad-name/ http://ryanerwin.com/2010/04/11/infographics-bad-name/#comments Sat, 10 Apr 2010 16:48:12 +0000 ryan http://ryanerwin.com/?p=845

]]> http://ryanerwin.com/2010/04/11/infographics-bad-name/feed/ 1 卖英格利失泡,扫瑞 http://ryanerwin.com/2009/02/18/%e5%8d%96%e8%8b%b1%e6%a0%bc%e5%88%a9%e5%a4%b1%e6%b3%a1%e6%89%ab%e7%91%9e/ http://ryanerwin.com/2009/02/18/%e5%8d%96%e8%8b%b1%e6%a0%bc%e5%88%a9%e5%a4%b1%e6%b3%a1%e6%89%ab%e7%91%9e/#comments Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:31:10 +0000 ryan http://ryanerwin.com/2009/02/18/%e5%8d%96%e8%8b%b1%e6%a0%bc%e5%88%a9%e5%a4%b1%e6%b3%a1%e6%89%ab%e7%91%9e/ My English Poor… Sorry

诺特 司必克 英格利失 桑克油

Not Speak English. Thank You.

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]]> http://ryanerwin.com/2008/08/03/ryan-erwin-for-president/feed/ 0 嘲笑世界最强大国家的近视外交。。。 http://ryanerwin.com/2008/05/26/%e5%98%b2%e7%ac%91%e5%b0%84%e7%95%8c%e6%9c%80%e5%bc%ba%e5%a4%a7%e5%9b%bd%e5%ae%b6%e7%9a%84%e8%bf%91%e8%a7%86%e5%a4%96%e4%ba%a4%e3%80%82%e3%80%82%e3%80%82/ http://ryanerwin.com/2008/05/26/%e5%98%b2%e7%ac%91%e5%b0%84%e7%95%8c%e6%9c%80%e5%bc%ba%e5%a4%a7%e5%9b%bd%e5%ae%b6%e7%9a%84%e8%bf%91%e8%a7%86%e5%a4%96%e4%ba%a4%e3%80%82%e3%80%82%e3%80%82/#comments Mon, 26 May 2008 12:26:40 +0000 ryan http://ryanerwin.com/2008/05/26/%e5%98%b2%e7%ac%91%e5%b0%84%e7%95%8c%e6%9c%80%e5%bc%ba%e5%a4%a7%e5%9b%bd%e5%ae%b6%e7%9a%84%e8%bf%91%e8%a7%86%e5%a4%96%e4%ba%a4%e3%80%82%e3%80%82%e3%80%82/ 今天，美国的确还是世界上最强大的国家。没有其国家或联合能“单方面”（unilaterally）宣战，等等。可惜真的少数美国公民花什么时间在了解美国以外的事。。。这个问题不是新的，也不单是美国的问题，就是美国权利那么大，所以责任也更大。如果美国要继续保持超级大国身份，必须让人民更国际化。

有一些地图嘲笑普遍美国人民的地理概念。同时，这群体的税费睡支持情报局和军部干扰射界各地。

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二Q) 爸爸是黑人，妈妈是白人，请问生出来的小孩子牙齿什么颜色?
三Q) 如果把“日”加一衡会写多少新的字？那些字？

一A) 你看过哪一匹马的尾巴是横着的? 当然是朝下面
二A) 你看过刚生出来的婴儿已经有牙齿?
三A）最少八个：白旦旧目申甲由田

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猫碰到奶牛，彬彬有礼的和奶牛打招呼，奶牛却取笑猫说：“你这么小就长胡子！”
　　猫很生气的说：“你咪咪怎么这么大了也不戴胸罩呀！”

催情药…
三个人吹嘘自己的催情药，
A说：公兔吃了我的药让母驴怀了孕，
B说：我的药使公猴和大象生出小象，
C说：我把药掉到面锅里，面条全站起来了

袋鼠和青蛙…
袋鼠和青蛙去嫖鸡，袋鼠三下两下完事，只听隔壁的青蛙整夜一二三嘿！一二三嘿！袋鼠好羡慕。
　　次日，袋鼠说：“哇！~~蛙兄，你好棒哦！”
　　青蛙说：“shit，老子一夜都没跳上床！~

I’ll translate these as soon as I’ve got a second…

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And how to say “call someone out”? Well, this one is extremely difficult to translate. The closest you can get is probably to “tactfully censure someone” or to 委婉指责 wěiwǎnzhǐzé. Of course, “calling someone out” is a rather masculine thing to do. Masculine would be 男性化 (nánxínghuà) or 强悍 (qiánghàn). On the other hand, feminine could be described as 娘儿 (niángr) 娘娘腔 (niángniangqiāng) 脂粉气 (zhīfěnqì).

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